Posting Guidelines
Polite Version : Evil Version

The HCMF.com community experience is more pleasant when a few guidelines are followed. Here are some vital ones to remember:

  1. No child pornography, bestiality, pay-site password trading, copyrighted material or any other illegal material implied or otherwise.
     
  2. Do not post or reference material featured by or licensed to our sponsors, especially AdultLibrary and NastyDollars!
     
  3. Avoid posting all material that can possibly be identified as copyrighted including, but not limited to, watermarked (including those with obscured watermarks) videos, boxcover images, and thumbnail preview images. Do not reference actual movie titles, studios, or content providers of any kind.
     
  4. Do not harass, threaten, or abuse others, a.k.a. FLAMING.
     
  5. No whining, sniveling or bickering is permitted here, a.k.a. TROLLING, so "play nice".
     
  6. Do not post the same message/content repeatedly, a.k.a FLOODING.
     
  7. Do not use all CAPITAL letters or excessive exclamations/symbols in message subjects, a.k.a. SHOUTING.
     
  8. If you find a post violates any of these guidelines, please reply to it with the word 'SPAM' or 'ABUSE' in the subject, and the goblins will quickly take appropriate action.
     
  9. Please check oversized egos, anti-social tendencies, hypersensitivities, personality disorders, and all mental afflictions or otherwise hazardous baggage at the door.
     
  10. Acceptable movie posts must contain a movie of reasonable quality of no less than 100 MB in size and 10 minutes in duration. The total file size, runtime, resolution, framerate and compression used should be provided as a courtesy to all. Movies under 100 MB or less than 10 minutes are either too short or too compressed to be worth the time to download and view.
     
  11. Forcing users to jump through additional hoops by visiting spammy, 3rd party "link protection" sites will no longer be permitted. It's bad enough that users must suffer through long countdowns at many popular storage sites. If you wish to protect your posts from link theft, use the proven, time-tested method of password protecting files with the hcmf.com domain.
     
  12. Posts with inaccurate, generic, vague, or insipid subjects containing any of the following words, 'russian', 'drunk', 'teen', 'hot', 'schoolgirl', 'amateur', 'wow', 'super', 'sexy' or a combination thereof, will be viewed with suspicion and possibly deleted. Posts having little or no descriptive text within the message body are also candidates for removal. If it looks as though hardly any time was invested in the presentation of a post, it may be removed.
     
  13. It is no longer permissable to include a list of links to previous posts in new topics, with an exception made for scenes from a current, ongoing series, as this makes it difficult to use the search facility if multiple posts contain the same keywords and links.
     
  14. Some individuals continuously repost, in the form of new topics, the same clips over and over again, be it on a monthly or even weekly basis. This will no longer be tolerated here.
     
  15. If you batch post the same exact junk to multiple other locations (as is the case with many of those who do not password protect the contents of their posts with the hcmf.com domain), and make absolutely no effort to actively participate in the hcmf community, then your posts will not be welcome here.
     
  16. All files required to join and view a movie must be included within a single post. This will eradicate the multitude of single-file, single-part posts that have flooded the the forum. It's in the best interest of all that posts of much higher quality and merit not be pushed off the message index any faster than necessary.
     
  17. Movie posts will no longer be accepted without a reasonable number of preview images embedded within the post. These preview images should reflect exactly the image quality and dimensions of the video on offer in your post. Misrepresentations of video resolution will no longer be tolerated. Users would like to be able to view a post and immediately know what is on offer before deciding whether to proceed with downloading.
     
  18. Before asking a question please Search the message archive first. With all probability it has already been answered numerous times.
     
  19. If you like someone's post and would appreciate more of the same Please let the poster know it. Your compliments let the Posters know they're deeply revered and appreciated here. Posters at HCMF.com are worshipped as deities by many the world over.
     
  20. If you spot a first time poster please do all you can to embrace and encourage them. A simple 'thanks' goes a long way to ensure that our community continues to thrive and grow.
     
  21. Post only direct links to your files.
     
  22. Please use the 'NM' (No Movie) flag when your message does not contain a movie as a courtesy to others.
     
  23. Please post all requests as a reply to an existing message only. Please use the 'GENERAL PURPOSE THREAD' (GPT) for this purpose to help keep the forum tidy. This special thread is posted on the main forum everyday at 17:00 GMT.
     
  24. Lurkers and Guests are prohibited from requesting movies, reposts, or missing files altogether. Only those achieving poster status or higher have earned this privilege.
     
  25. Link theft is a big 'no-no' around these parts, especially if credit isn't given to the original poster who actually took the time to rip and edit the movie and/or upload the file.
     
  26. We are proud of the fact that we have zero tolerance for SPAM in all of it's forms. Thanks to our uncompromisingly high standards our community of forums are SPAM free. SPAMMERS have long been aware that attempting to SPAM us is a futile waste of their time and energy. Our anti-spam software coupled with round-the-clock moderation and the collective itchy trigger fingers of the Goblins keeps us all well insulated from SPAMMER incursion. Ultimately, what is and isn't SPAM rests with the discretion of the Goblins, but the following is known to be SPAM:

    • References to other sites, premium sites, blogs or forums (acronyms/abbreviations included), especially those of an commercial or adult nature, in any conceivable manner
    • Referral links within posted messages
    • Movie posts absent of all required files necessary to join and view the movie
    • Movie posts without embedded preview images
    • Movies under 100 Megabytes and under 10 minutes in duration
    • Illegal material
    • Banner farms
    • Difficult and/or confusing to navigate sites
    • Any misleading description or misrepresentations of content
    • Pop-ups and consoles
    • Audio advertisements
    • Solicitation of emails
    • Exploitation or manipulation of our community's patrons
    • Any outside entity attempting to profit at the expense of the community in any conceivable way not mentioned here

     
  27. If you have high quality movies, please post them at our flagship forum, Hardcore Movie Forum, http://hcmf.com/hcmf.shtml
     
  28. If you have high resolution pictures, please post them at the Pic Forum, http://hcmf.com/pic.shtml
     
  29. If you have any tech related news, information, problems or solutions, please post them at the Tech Forum, http://hcmf.com/tech.shtml
     
  30. If you have any off topic (OT) messages, whether for general discussion, conversation, chatting, or for another purpose not covered by our other forums, please post them at the OT Forum, http://hcmf.com/ot.shtml
     
  31. If you know any good jokes don't hesitate to post them at the Joke Forum, http://hcmf.com/joke.shtml
     
  32. Remember, the most important guideline of all is that you Enjoy Your Stay!
     

If you observe and follow these simple guidelines you will always be welcome in our community

Posting Guidelines
Polite Version : Evil Version
  1. An unfortunate reality with popular message board systems is we must enforce more stringent guidelines to avoid complete anarchy, no matter how alluring we may find the idea of total chaos. We all hate it but such is life.
     
  2. Publicly stating in a message that one is leaving the community for good will result in a ban. Because such individuals will not be needing to access the forums ever again this should hardly seem a penalty, but this is to thwart all the pathetic attention whores out there.
     
  3. Free speech? Sorry, but our community exists in a parallel universe where totalitarianism is the only form of government. Care to join us?
     
  4. Complaining about the application of bans in general is unwise. Remonstration with regard to the Goblins lack of fairness when banning someone will result in an additional ban, so that both the complainant and the individual for whom he complains may share in the experience and commiserate together in their bannage.
     
  5. Those asking "Why was that nuked?" or "Why was <user> banned?" will be magically whisked away to experience Chernobyl in all of it's breathtaking grandeur. Vacation features include a lengthy personal tour inside the containment wall housing the remnants of the reactor. If you have a question about the moderation please email a Goblin ( goblins @ hcmf.com ) .
     
  6. "I would post something, but it would get me banned/break the guidelines" messages will be nuked.
     
  7. Those attempting to circumvent any rule in a way that is remarkably clever and witty will win for themselves a fully immersive fusion bath for some deep down cleansing. Here's a helpful hint, we stand by the spirit of the law, not the letter.
     
  8. Mocking the guidelines, especially those of the evil variety is the opposite of a good idea and will result in an up close and personal, live demonstration on the damaging effects of nearby nuclear fusion.
     
  9. Those intentionally demonstrating obnoxious or annoying behavior will suffer severe radiological contamination. Believe me, we can tell, and we'll not hesitate to smite thee.
     
  10. Those blatantly trolling by posting inflammatory messages intended to incite conflicts or arguments will be introduced to another kind of inflammation occurring in organs and other soft tissues. Yes this is subjective, please try to find a small place in your heart to cope with it.
     
  11. Being an asshole for sport will result in massive exposure to gamma radiation, so don't forget sunglasses and sun-screen!
     
  12. Complaints about being nuked will be nuked, so have your lead shield handy. All complaints should be sent privately via email to (smiles @ hcmf.com).
     
  13. The Goblins reserve the right to administer lethal doses of radiation on sight to those they deem as unfit for our community.
     
  14. Information that is intended to be private will be nuked.
     
  15. We are strong proponents of nuclear proliferation and so sometimes we nuke stuff just for fun, it's nothing personal. There is just something about a mushroom cloud billowing up that to us is somehow deeply satisfying.
     
  16. Sometimes the Goblins even nuke each other, but that's just on odd days when they're not preoccupied with usual clandestine Goblin operations.
     
  17. Before rushing off to systematically break each of the evil guidelines, please understand that no one endorses them...at least not officially. These evil guidelines are only invoked when they most conveniently serve our nefarious purposes.
     

If you abide by this yoke you will always be the opposite of unwelcome in our community.

Persistent and/or flagrant violators will have their accounts banned/terminated without notice.


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