........the women..........#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.  

# 9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when  

you're on the road.  

# 8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably  

let you try it out a few times.  

# 7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.  

# 6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.  

# 5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.  

# 4. Guns function normally every day of the month.  

# 3. A gun doesn't ask , 'Do these new grips make me look fat?'  

# 2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.  

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....  

# 1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN