Two Jewish Rabbi head over to the chinese restaurant, the conversation soon turned into wondering whether there were any Jews in China. Rabbi Hava beckons a waiter over and asks, "Do you have Chinese Jews?".  

The waiter is unsure and says he will ask the head chef. Soon, the waiter comes back and says "I'm sorry we don't have Chinese Jews".  

Rabbi Hava then says amazingly "You don't? That's impossible". The waiter goes back into the kitchen to check again.  

Rabbi Hava says to the other Rabbi "No Jews in China, impossible, our people are scattered all over the world."  

The waiter returns and says "I'm sorry, we have Apple jews, tomato jews, orange jews but no chinese jews".