One day there were these 3 men in a bar. They all got drunk and went home. The next day, they  

gathered together and talked about how drunk they were. The first guy said, "I was so drunk last  

night, I made out with the lamp."  

The second guy said, "That’s nothing, I got my DUI."  

The third guy said, "I went home and blew chunks." The first and second guy asked the third guy  

what was so bad about that and the third guy said, "NO! You guys don’t understand!  

Chunks is my dog!"