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Dark Lord,

Lately I have been perplexed and perturbed so I turn to you to answer my question and allay my fears. I am a law student, therefore you already have the deed to my meager soul. Why is it that you put me through such hardship and, for lack of a better word, hell, when I have signed up for the army of the unholy? Couldn't you throw me a bone on some of these exams?

Yours by choice of career, KM, RFB Esq.


Satan Dear KM,

Glad to see yet another fresh-faced youth is willing to join my unholy legion of evil. Buck up little fella! All the hardship you are enduring right now is part of my exquisite design. By the time you get your law degree, you'll have a lifetime of "issues" and bottled-up hatred that can only be worked out by a career of screwing people out of money, lying, cheating and making ethical decisions based solely on your own potential for material gain. Anything else bothering you, just blame it on God.

Preparing the water to boil your skull,
Satan

Satan@hcmf.com

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Nursery Rhymes.................. by zzyzx: I am a Joker zzyzx on Wed 24 Oct 07 21:45
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The new BMW ................. by BlueMax on Fri 12 Oct 07 11:01
Suicide hotline............... by zzyzx: I am a Joker zzyzx on Fri 12 Oct 07 10:55
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Signs of the times............... by zzyzx: I am a Joker zzyzx on Fri 12 Oct 07 01:59
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Italian Golfers................... by zzyzx: I am a Joker zzyzx on Wed 10 Oct 07 20:32
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  • NT Bravo for this un, in fact double bravo. by zzyzx: I am a Joker zzyzx on Wed 12 Sep 07 23:02
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