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Dear Darkness,

I ALWAYS fantasize about fucking every guy my friends go out with. And I am sooo into the fact that they divulge every detail of their sex lives with me. The only thing is that one of my friends has noooo clue that I'm sleeping with her boyfriend. Should I continue or move on to my other friends boyfriends?

- NYMPH


Satan Dear Nymph,

You fat lazy slut. Congratulations! I mean why bother to go out and find someone on your own and risk any sort of emotional involvement when you can live out a shallow, meaningless sex-filled existence? Just sit around and let your friends bring the guys by. And for Satan's sake, don't tell anyone what you're doing - this might interrupt that supply of gratifying, character building cock you've become so dependent on. If you think this stuff is fun now, wait until your friends start getting married! Adultery is such a rush! And I hope you're not using that bullshit birth control stuff either - the complications of pregnancy and disease add to the enjoyment. Good work. With friends like you, who needs Satan?

Hell Awaits,
Satan

Satan@hcmf.com

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