IT MAY LOOK LIKE I'M SCREAMING, BUT I'M NOT. I'M SITTING HERE MAKING NO SOUND AT ALL, EXCEPT FOR THE QUIET CLICK CLICK OF MY KEYS.  

SOME OF US ARE DEVELOPERS. BUT SOME OF US ARE ENGINEERS, WHO TYPE IN CAPS ALL DAY LONG. THAT'S JUST US AND THE WAY WE WORK.  

WE DIDN'T DECIDE THAT IF WE TYPE IN CAPS IT WOULD BE CONSIDERED AS SCREAMING. WE'VE JUST KEPT ON TYPING, THE WAY WE ALWAYS DID. HELL, HALF OF OUR CAP LOCK KEYS ARE STUCK OR GONE. ONE OF MY DICKHEAD FRIENDS POURED GLUE IN MINE WHEN HE THOUGHT HE BROKE IT OFF, TRYING TO FIX IT BEFORE I FOUND OUT. GENIUS.  

POINT BEING, I'M NOT SCREAMING AT ANYONE. I'M JUST TYPING IN THE WAY I WAS TRAINED TO DO BY MY PARTICULAR DISCIPLINE, AND THE WAY I TYPE EVERY DAY AT WORK. NEEDLESS TO SAY, NUKE FUEL REACTOR DRAWINGS DO NOT WANT TO SEE CUTE LITTLE LOWER CASE CHARACTERS ON THEM.  

I HOPE THAT SOME DAY, IN MY LIFETIME, I'M NOT PURSUED & CHASTIZED BY THE BLATANT "CASISM" THAT HAS PERMEATED THE INTERNET TO IT'S VERY CORE. I CONSIDER THIS A "HUMAN KEYBOARD RIGHT" AND IF I HAVE TO TAKE IT ALL THE WAY TO THE OBAMA PACKED SUPREME COURT, WHICH WILL BY THEN BE DECIDING ON SUCH WORLD SHAKING ISSUES AS WHAT TYPE OF TOLIET PAPER I'M ALLOWED TO USE, AND HOW MANY SWIPES ACROSS MY ASS I'M ALLOWED TO TAKE. AND WHETHER THEY SHOULD BE RIPS OR CROSSCUTS.  

NEXT ON THE DOCKET WILL BE...  

"MAN....DOES HE DESERVE TO SURVIVE, OR SHOULD HE JUST CALL THE COPS IF ATTACKED....ASSUMING HE CAN....AND IF SO, WILL HE BLEED TO DEATH BEFORE ANYONE GETS THERE TOMORROW TO FILL OUT A REPORT AND MAKE CHALK CIRCLES AROUND THE BODY?" (OR MAYBE JUST GIVE YOU A CASE NUMBER SO YOU CAN REPORT IT ON YOU INSURANCE....DON'T LAUGH, IT'S ALREADY BEGAN.)  

AND IN HIS LAST GASPING SECOND, SUCKING HIS OWN BLOOD INSTEAD OF THE AIR HE SO DESPERATELY NEEDS, HE'LL SURELY SAY.....  

"THANK GOD FOR THE GUN CONTROL LAWS THAT SAVED ME. WELL, ACTUALLY THEY DIDN'T SAVE ME FROM THE THUG THAT JUST SHOOT ME IN THE FACE...HE NEVER HAD ANY RESPECT FOR ANY LAWS. WHY WOULD I HAVE THOUGHT HE WOULD HAVE ANY RESPECT FOR ONE MORE GUN CONTROL LAW PUT ON THE BOOKS AMONG THOUSANDS OF OTHER EXISTING GUN CONTROL LAWS. HELL, HE JUST MURDERED ME. I GUESS HE HAS NO INTENTION OF ABIDING ANY LAWS. SO HE AND HIS TYPE WILL ALWAYS HAVE GUNS. THEN WHO ARE THESE NEW GUN CONTROL LAWS AIMED AT ANYWAY? POOR VICTIMS LIKE ME? IF ME, A LAW ABIDING CITIZEN, HAD BEEN ALLOW TO CARRY A GUN TO PROTECT MYSELF, I MIGHT NOT BE DEAD TODAY. OH WELL, TOO LATE TO ARGUE THAT NOW.....PLOTZ!!!!!!!!!!!!  

THEN SO BE IT.  

SIGN ME.....  

A PATRIOT....FOR CAPTALISM