zzyzx wrote:
3 . AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK .
when i was a young asshole, anytime i had to stop at mcdonalds and was busting to take a piss, guess what? the urinals and stalls were all full. but the sink wasn't. bhuwaaaaa!!!!
probably some alcohol involved in there as well, but...ahhhh!!